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8 Oct 2026, 9:50 am

Weekly summaries 2025-26

Week 23

Week 23 Playoff summary

Championship Bracket
Closest matchup: Sangsation (Koops) (5) vs Essendon (Morgs) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: FG% (50.5% vs 49.4%, Δ 1.1%).
Closest decisive category: Sangsation (Koops) vs Essendon (Morgs) – FG% – 1.1% swing (50.5% vs 49.4%)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Sangsation (Koops) vs Essendon (Morgs) – FG%: 0.505 vs 0.494 (1.1% swing, 1.1% relative)
  Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) – FT%: 0.822 vs 0.796 (2.6% swing, 2.6% relative)
Biggest blowout: Flint Tropics (Pete) (5) over Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (4) – margin 1 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) – BLK – 9 swing (26 vs 17)
Less is more: Flint Tropics (Pete) used 46 games (down 1) while Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) burned 47, yet the matchup finished 5-4.
Hospital squad: Essendon (Morgs) with 3 INJ, 1 OUT, 3 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Not captured this week.
Busiest roster: Not captured this week.

Consolation Bracket
Closest matchup: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) (5) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: FG% (51.1% vs 48.6%, Δ 2.5%).
Closest decisive category: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – FG% – 2.5% swing (51.1% vs 48.6%)
Biggest blowout: BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) (8) over Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) vs Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – ST – 18 swing (37 vs 19)
Less is more: No matchup winner used fewer active players than their opponent.
Hospital squad: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) with 4 INJ, 1 OUT, 0 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) (4)
Busiest roster: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – 8 (4 adds, 4 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Victor Wembanyama (SAS) for Essendon (Morgs) – 116 PTS / 52 REB / 14 AST / 2 STL / 11 BLK / 7 3PM / 3 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #1 during week 23.
Overachiever: Neemias Queta (Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #132 → week 23 #11, 43.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Nikola Jokić (Flint Tropics (Pete)) slid 6 spots – pre-season #1 → week 23 #7, 100.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: Jericho Sims (MIL) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 3.0% rostered as of 2026-04-03 23:05 UTC.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Dumping the sunk cost: Essendon (Morgs) dropped Karl-Anthony Towns (NYK) on 3 APR 2026 despite paying $51 in the auction.
Hot Vulture Pickup: Jay Huff (IND) grabbed by Essendon (Morgs) after Pascal Siakam (ADP #28) went INJ (same position: SF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

7 Apr 2026, 7:05 pm

Week 22

Week 22 Playoff summary

Championship Bracket
Closest matchup: Sangsation (Koops) (5) vs Flint Tropics (Pete) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: FT% (78.7% vs 77.3%, Δ 1.4%).
Closest decisive category: Sangsation (Koops) vs Flint Tropics (Pete) – FT% – 1.4% swing (78.7% vs 77.3%)
Biggest blowout: Keeper Culture (Jordan) (6) over Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) (3) – margin 3 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Keeper Culture (Jordan) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – BLK – 10 swing (20 vs 10)
Less is more: Essendon (Morgs) used 44 games (down 4) while Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) burned 48, yet the matchup finished 6-3.
Hospital squad: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) with 6 INJ, 0 OUT, 0 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Essendon (Morgs) – 10 (5 adds, 5 drops)

Consolation Bracket
Closest matchup: BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) (5) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) (3) – decided by 2 categories.
Closest decisive category: BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – AST – 14 swing (131 vs 117)
Biggest blowout: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) (7) over Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) (1) – margin 6 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) vs Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – 3PTM – 10 swing (48 vs 38)
Less is more: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) used 34 games (down 3) while Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) burned 37, yet the matchup finished 7-1.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 7 INJ, 1 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Not captured this week.
Busiest roster: Not captured this week.

Player activity
Player of the week: Alperen Sengun (HOU) for Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – 113 PTS / 40 REB / 27 AST / 6 STL / 11 BLK / 6 3PM / 4 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #1 during week 22.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 22 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 22 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 22.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Bring Melo Back! (Tristan)
New leader: FT% – Keeper Culture (Jordan) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: 3PM – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Bring Melo Back! (Tristan)
New leader: PTS – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Bring Melo Back! (Tristan)
New leader: REB – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: AST – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Keeper Culture (Jordan)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

30 Mar 2026, 8:35 pm

Week 21

Week 21 Playoff summary

Championship Bracket
Closest matchup: Sangsation (Koops) (5) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: REB (286 vs 285, Δ 1).
Closest decisive category: Sangsation (Koops) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) – REB – 1 swing (286 vs 285)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Sangsation (Koops) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) – REB: 286 vs 285 (1 swing, 0.3% relative)
  Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – FG%: 0.505 vs 0.501 (0.4% swing, 0.4% relative)
Biggest blowout: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5) over Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) (4) – margin 1 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – TO – 13 swing (54 vs 67)
Less is more: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) used 42 games (down 5) while Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) burned 47, yet the matchup finished 5-4.
Hospital squad: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) with 6 INJ, 1 OUT, 0 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Consolation Bracket
Closest matchup: BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) (7) vs Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) (2) – decided by 5 categories.
Closest decisive category: BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) vs Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – FG% – 1.8% swing (49.9% vs 48.1%)
Biggest blowout: Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) (8) over Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) vs Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – BLK – 14 swing (21 vs 7)
Less is more: No matchup winner used fewer active players than their opponent.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 7 INJ, 2 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Not captured this week.
Busiest roster: Not captured this week.

Player activity
Player of the week: Luka Dončić (LAL) for Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – 169 PTS / 27 REB / 25 AST / 12 STL / 1 BLK / 23 3PM / 15 TO. 99.0% rostered, ranked #13 during week 21.
Overachiever: Rank delta calculation failed — request to /league/466.l.16464/players;player_keys=466.p.5658,466.p.6711,466.p.10444,466.p.6693,466.p.5185,466.p.4563,466.p.6499,466.p.6022,466.p.3704,466.p.10122,466.p.5194,466.p.10070,466.p.5640,466.p.10283,466.p.6728,466.p.10115,466.p.10450,466.p.6422,466.p.4901,466.p.6418,466.p.6028,466.p.6734,466.p.4614,466.p.6692,466.p.6403;out=draft_analysis?format=json failed while attempting to fetch /league/466.l.16464/players;player_keys=466.p.5658,466.p.6711,466.p.10444,466.p.6693,466.p.5185,466.p.4563,466.p.6499,466.p.6022,466.p.3704,466.p.10122,466.p.5194,466.p.10070,466.p.5640,466.p.10283,466.p.6728,466.p.10115,466.p.10450,466.p.6422,466.p.4901,466.p.6418,466.p.6028,466.p.6734,466.p.4614,466.p.6692,466.p.6403;out=draft_analysis | code=ERR_BAD_RESPONSE | status=500
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Underachiever: Rank delta calculation failed — request to /league/466.l.16464/players;player_keys=466.p.5658,466.p.6711,466.p.10444,466.p.6693,466.p.5185,466.p.4563,466.p.6499,466.p.6022,466.p.3704,466.p.10122,466.p.5194,466.p.10070,466.p.5640,466.p.10283,466.p.6728,466.p.10115,466.p.10450,466.p.6422,466.p.4901,466.p.6418,466.p.6028,466.p.6734,466.p.4614,466.p.6692,466.p.6403;out=draft_analysis?format=json failed while attempting to fetch /league/466.l.16464/players;player_keys=466.p.5658,466.p.6711,466.p.10444,466.p.6693,466.p.5185,466.p.4563,466.p.6499,466.p.6022,466.p.3704,466.p.10122,466.p.5194,466.p.10070,466.p.5640,466.p.10283,466.p.6728,466.p.10115,466.p.10450,466.p.6422,466.p.4901,466.p.6418,466.p.6028,466.p.6734,466.p.4614,466.p.6692,466.p.6403;out=draft_analysis | code=ERR_BAD_RESPONSE | status=500
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Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 21.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Jaylin Williams (OKC) grabbed by Sangsation (Koops) after Jalen Williams (ADP #28) went O (same position: SF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) overtook Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila)
New leader: FT% – Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) overtook Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila)
New leader: 3PM – Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: PTS – Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) overtook Damien's Dandy Team (Damien)
New leader: REB – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: STL – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 9:03 am

Week 20

Week 20 summary
Closest matchup: Keeper Culture (Jordan) (5) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: AST (181 vs 179, Δ 2).
Closest decisive category: Keeper Culture (Jordan) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – AST – 2 swing (181 vs 179)
Biggest blowout: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) (7) over Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) (1) – margin 6 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) vs Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – AST – 91 swing (155 vs 64)
Less is more: Essendon (Morgs) used 43 games (down 4) while BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) burned 47, yet the matchup finished 6-3.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 7 INJ, 2 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Nikola Jokić (DEN) for Flint Tropics (Pete) – 103 PTS / 62 REB / 52 AST / 13 STL / 5 BLK / 7 3PM / 15 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #2 during week 20.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 20 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 20 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 20.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Jaylin Williams (OKC) grabbed by Sangsation (Koops) after Jalen Williams (ADP #28) went O (same position: SF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) overtook Keeper Culture (Jordan)
New leader: FT% – Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) overtook Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin)
New leader: PTS – Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: REB – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Bring Melo Back! (Tristan)
New leader: AST – Keeper Culture (Jordan) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: STL – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Bring Melo Back! (Tristan)
New leader: BLK – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: TO – Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) overtook Sangsation (Koops)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 8:58 am

Week 19

Week 19 summary
Closest matchup: Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) (6) vs Sangsation (Koops) (3) – decided by 3 categories.
Closest decisive category: Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) vs Sangsation (Koops) – AST – 22 swing (132 vs 110)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) vs Sangsation (Koops) – FG%: 0.527 vs 0.496 (3.1% swing, 3.1% relative)
  Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) – REB: 197 vs 187 (10 swing, 5.1% relative)
Biggest blowout: Flint Tropics (Pete) (8) over Operation Royal Flush (Alex) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – BLK – 12 swing (31 vs 19)
Less is more: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) used 41 games (down 2) while BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) burned 43, yet the matchup finished 6-3.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 7 INJ, 2 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Victor Wembanyama (SAS) for Essendon (Morgs) – 104 PTS / 42 REB / 9 AST / 6 STL / 19 BLK / 11 3PM / 4 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #8 during week 19.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 19 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 19 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 19.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Jaylin Williams (OKC) grabbed by Sangsation (Koops) after Jalen Williams (ADP #28) went O (same position: SF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Keeper Culture (Jordan) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: FT% – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: PTS – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin)
New leader: AST – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: STL – Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: TO – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 8:51 am

Week 18

Week 18 summary
Closest matchup: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) (5) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: FG% (49.6% vs 47.6%, Δ 2.0%).
Closest decisive category: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) – FG% – 2.0% swing (49.6% vs 47.6%)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) – FG%: 0.496 vs 0.476 (2.0% swing, 2.0% relative)
  Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) vs Flint Tropics (Pete) – 3PTM: 74 vs 70 (4 swing, 5.4% relative)
Biggest blowout: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (8) over Operation Royal Flush (Alex) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – 3PTM – 30 swing (75 vs 45)
Less is more: Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) used 45 games (down 3) while Flint Tropics (Pete) burned 48, yet the matchup finished 5-4.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 6 INJ, 2 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Luka Dončić (LAL) for Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – 117 PTS / 28 REB / 40 AST / 4 STL / 3 BLK / 16 3PM / 8 TO. 99.0% rostered, ranked #13 during week 18.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 18 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Victor Wembanyama (Essendon (Morgs)) slid 5 spots – pre-season #3 → week 18 #8, 100.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 18.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Jaylin Williams (OKC) grabbed by Sangsation (Koops) after Jalen Williams (ADP #28) went O (same position: SF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin)
New leader: FT% – Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: PTS – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: AST – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: STL – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: BLK – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Sangsation (Koops)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 8:45 am

Week 17

Week 17 summary
Closest matchup: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5) vs Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: FT% (73.2% vs 73.0%, Δ 0.2%).
Closest decisive category: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – FT% – 0.2% swing (73.2% vs 73.0%)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – FT%: 0.732 vs 0.73 (0.2% swing, 0.2% relative)
  Keeper Culture (Jordan) vs Sangsation (Koops) – REB: 314 vs 308 (6 swing, 1.9% relative)
Biggest blowout: Essendon (Morgs) (8) over Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Essendon (Morgs) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – AST – 61 swing (207 vs 146)
Less is more: No matchup winner used fewer active players than their opponent.
Hospital squad: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) with 10 INJ, 0 OUT, 1 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Nikola Jokić (DEN) for Flint Tropics (Pete) – 137 PTS / 75 REB / 47 AST / 9 STL / 3 BLK / 6 3PM / 29 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #2 during week 17.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 17 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 17 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 17.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)
New leader: REB – Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: AST – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Keeper Culture (Jordan)
New leader: TO – Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) overtook Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 8:40 am

Week 16

Week 16 summary
Closest matchup: Essendon (Morgs) (5) vs Sangsation (Koops) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: TO (69 vs 71, Δ 2).
Closest decisive category: Essendon (Morgs) vs Sangsation (Koops) – TO – 2 swing (69 vs 71)
Biggest blowout: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) (7) over Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (2) – margin 5 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) vs Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) – ST – 8 swing (38 vs 30)
Less is more: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) used 41 games (down 4) while Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) burned 45, yet the matchup finished 6-2.
Hospital squad: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) with 9 INJ, 0 OUT, 1 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Kawhi Leonard (LAC) for Keeper Culture (Jordan) – 126 PTS / 28 REB / 19 AST / 10 STL / 0 BLK / 10 3PM / 10 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #11 during week 16.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 16 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 16 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 16.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) overtook Damien's Dandy Team (Damien)
New leader: FT% – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: 3PM – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: PTS – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: AST – Keeper Culture (Jordan) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: STL – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: BLK – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: TO – Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) overtook Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 8:33 am

Week 15

Week 15 summary
Closest matchup: Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) (5) vs Sangsation (Koops) (3) – decided by 2 categories.
Closest decisive category: Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) vs Sangsation (Koops) – FG% – 0.9% swing (51.6% vs 50.7%)
Biggest blowout: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) (7) over Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) (2) – margin 5 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) vs Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – ST – 26 swing (46 vs 20)
Less is more: Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) used 41 games (down 8) while Sangsation (Koops) burned 49, yet the matchup finished 5-3.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 6 INJ, 2 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Luka Dončić (LAL) for Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – 142 PTS / 38 REB / 39 AST / 3 STL / 0 BLK / 22 3PM / 13 TO. 99.0% rostered, ranked #13 during week 15.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 15 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Victor Wembanyama (Essendon (Morgs)) slid 5 spots – pre-season #3 → week 15 #8, 100.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 15.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) overtook Bring Melo Back! (Tristan)
New leader: 3PM – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: PTS – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: REB – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: AST – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin)
New leader: STL – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: BLK – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: TO – Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) overtook Keeper Culture (Jordan)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 8:28 am

Week 14

Week 14 summary
Closest matchup: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (6) vs Essendon (Morgs) (3) – decided by 3 categories.
Closest decisive category: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Essendon (Morgs) – FT% – 1.7% swing (83.4% vs 81.7%)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Essendon (Morgs) – FT%: 0.834 vs 0.817 (1.7% swing, 1.7% relative)
  Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – FG%: 0.473 vs 0.443 (3.0% swing, 3.0% relative)
  Operation Royal Flush (Alex) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) – FG%: 0.491 vs 0.436 (5.5% swing, 5.5% relative)
  Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) vs Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – FG%: 0.505 vs 0.448 (5.7% swing, 5.7% relative)
Biggest blowout: Sangsation (Koops) (7) over Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) (2) – margin 5 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Sangsation (Koops) vs Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – BLK – 33 swing (46 vs 13)
Less is more: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) used 42 games (down 4) while BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) burned 46, yet the matchup finished 7-2.
Hospital squad: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) with 9 INJ, 0 OUT, 1 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (OKC) for Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) – 141 PTS / 15 REB / 24 AST / 4 STL / 5 BLK / 4 3PM / 5 TO. 100.0% rostered.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 14 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 14 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 14.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: FT% – Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: 3PM – Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: PTS – Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: REB – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Operation Royal Flush (Alex)
New leader: AST – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Operation Royal Flush (Alex)
New leader: STL – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: BLK – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: TO – Keeper Culture (Jordan) overtook Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 8:22 am

Week 13

Week 13 summary
Closest matchup: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: REB (192 vs 190, Δ 2).
Closest decisive category: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – REB – 2 swing (192 vs 190)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – REB: 192 vs 190 (2 swing, 1.0% relative)
  Keeper Culture (Jordan) vs Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – FG%: 0.482 vs 0.455 (2.7% swing, 2.7% relative)
Biggest blowout: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) (7) over Flint Tropics (Pete) (2) – margin 5 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) vs Flint Tropics (Pete) – 3PTM – 19 swing (71 vs 52)
Less is more: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) used 38 games (down 3) while Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) burned 41, yet the matchup finished 5-4.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 6 INJ, 2 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Luka Dončić (LAL) for Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – 133 PTS / 17 REB / 31 AST / 5 STL / 2 BLK / 18 3PM / 16 TO. 99.0% rostered, ranked #13 during week 13.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 13 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Victor Wembanyama (Essendon (Morgs)) slid 5 spots – pre-season #3 → week 13 #8, 100.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 13.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)
New leader: FT% – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin)
New leader: 3PM – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: PTS – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: REB – Operation Royal Flush (Alex) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: AST – Operation Royal Flush (Alex) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: STL – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: BLK – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 8:16 am

Week 12

Week 12 summary
Closest matchup: Flint Tropics (Pete) (7) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) (2) – decided by 5 categories.
Closest decisive category: Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – AST – 1 swing (164 vs 163)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – AST: 164 vs 163 (1 swing, 0.6% relative)
  Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – FG%: 0.508 vs 0.488 (2.0% swing, 2.0% relative)
  Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – PTS: 688 vs 673 (15 swing, 2.2% relative)
  Sangsation (Koops) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) – FG%: 0.506 vs 0.478 (2.8% swing, 2.8% relative)
Biggest blowout: Essendon (Morgs) (8) over Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Essendon (Morgs) vs Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – BLK – 17 swing (30 vs 13)
Less is more: Sangsation (Koops) used 44 games (down 2) while BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) burned 46, yet the matchup finished 7-2.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 5 INJ, 2 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Stephen Curry (GSW) for Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – 116 PTS / 13 REB / 28 AST / 4 STL / 2 BLK / 16 3PM / 7 TO. 98.0% rostered.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 12 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 12 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 12.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: FT% – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila)
New leader: 3PM – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: PTS – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: REB – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook BT's Benchwarmers (Brian)
New leader: AST – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: STL – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Operation Royal Flush (Alex)
New leader: TO – Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) overtook Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 8:10 am

Week 11

Week 11 summary
Closest matchup: BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) (4) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) (4) – tied categories: ST: 39 each.
Closest decisive category: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) vs Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) – BLK – 3 swing (25 vs 22)
Biggest blowout: Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) (8) over Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) vs Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – BLK – 10 swing (25 vs 15)
Less is more: Flint Tropics (Pete) used 43 games (down 2) while Sangsation (Koops) burned 45, yet the matchup finished 5-3.
Hospital squad: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) with 7 INJ, 0 OUT, 1 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Essendon (Morgs) – 11 (5 adds, 6 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Deni Avdija (POR) for Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – 127 PTS / 41 REB / 44 AST / 7 STL / 3 BLK / 9 3PM / 21 TO. 99.0% rostered.
Overachiever: Nickeil Alexander-Walker (Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)) improved 118 spots – pre-season #121 → week 11 #3, 64.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 5 spots – pre-season #4 → week 11 #9, 99.0% rostered. (at 10% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #7 during week 11.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Sangsation (Koops) dropped Anthony Davis (WAS) on 23 MAR 2026 despite paying $60 in the auction.
Hot Vulture Pickup: Josh Minott (BKN) grabbed by Essendon (Morgs) after Michael Porter Jr. (ADP #71) went INJ (same position: SF).

Team Rankings (15 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.1
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.0
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

30 Mar 2026, 4:07 pm

Week 10

Week 10 summary
Closest matchup: Essendon (Morgs) (5) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: FG% (48.4% vs 47.0%, Δ 1.4%).
Closest decisive category: Essendon (Morgs) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) – FG% – 1.4% swing (48.4% vs 47.0%)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Essendon (Morgs) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) – FG%: 0.484 vs 0.47 (1.4% swing, 1.4% relative)
  Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – FG%: 0.523 vs 0.483 (4.0% swing, 4.0% relative)
  Sangsation (Koops) vs Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) – FG%: 0.526 vs 0.486 (4.0% swing, 4.0% relative)
Biggest blowout: Flint Tropics (Pete) (7) over BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) (2) – margin 5 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Flint Tropics (Pete) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) – BLK – 18 swing (40 vs 22)
Less is more: Sangsation (Koops) used 42 games (down 3) while Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) burned 45, yet the matchup finished 5-4.
Hospital squad: Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) with 6 INJ, 1 OUT, 3 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Nikola Jokić (DEN) for Flint Tropics (Pete) – 133 PTS / 57 REB / 54 AST / 7 STL / 5 BLK / 10 3PM / 15 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #2 during week 10.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 10 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 10 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 10.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: 3PM – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: PTS – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: REB – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook BT's Benchwarmers (Brian)
New leader: AST – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Keeper Culture (Jordan)
New leader: STL – Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) overtook Bring Melo Back! (Tristan)
New leader: BLK – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: TO – Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) overtook Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 8:01 am

Week 9

Week 9 summary
Closest matchup: Sangsation (Koops) (5) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: TO (67 vs 68, Δ 1).
Closest decisive category: Sangsation (Koops) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – TO – 1 swing (67 vs 68)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Sangsation (Koops) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – TO: 67 vs 68 (1 swing, 1.5% relative)
  Essendon (Morgs) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) – PTS: 532 vs 523 (9 swing, 1.7% relative)
Biggest blowout: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) (7) over Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) (2) – margin 5 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) vs Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – 3PTM – 25 swing (57 vs 32)
Less is more: Sangsation (Koops) used 34 games (down 1) while Operation Royal Flush (Alex) burned 35, yet the matchup finished 5-4.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 5 INJ, 2 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5), Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Alperen Sengun (HOU) for Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – 97 PTS / 33 REB / 25 AST / 7 STL / 6 BLK / 0 3PM / 15 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #1 during week 9.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 9 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 9 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 9.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin)
New leader: FT% – Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: 3PM – Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) overtook Operation Royal Flush (Alex)
New leader: PTS – Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) overtook Operation Royal Flush (Alex)
New leader: REB – BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: AST – Keeper Culture (Jordan) overtook Operation Royal Flush (Alex)
New leader: STL – Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: BLK – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Keeper Culture (Jordan)
New leader: TO – Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) overtook Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 7:55 am

Week 8

Week 8 summary
Closest matchup: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: FG% (53.3% vs 50.6%, Δ 2.7%).
Closest decisive category: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) – FG% – 2.7% swing (53.3% vs 50.6%)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) – FT%: 0.813 vs 0.812 (0.1% swing, 0.1% relative)
  Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – FT%: 0.773 vs 0.765 (0.8% swing, 0.8% relative)
Biggest blowout: Keeper Culture (Jordan) (8) over Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Keeper Culture (Jordan) vs Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – 3PTM – 13 swing (42 vs 29)
Less is more: Flint Tropics (Pete) used 23 games (down 6) while Operation Royal Flush (Alex) burned 29, yet the matchup finished 5-4.
Hospital squad: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) with 7 INJ, 0 OUT, 3 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Stephen Curry (GSW) for Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – 87 PTS / 8 REB / 7 AST / 3 STL / 1 BLK / 18 3PM / 5 TO. 98.0% rostered.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 8 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 8 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 8.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: 3PM – Operation Royal Flush (Alex) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: PTS – Operation Royal Flush (Alex) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: REB – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: AST – Operation Royal Flush (Alex) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: BLK – Keeper Culture (Jordan) overtook Sangsation (Koops)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 7:49 am

Week 7

Week 7 summary
Closest matchup: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: PTS (698 vs 684, Δ 14).
Closest decisive category: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – PTS – 14 swing (698 vs 684)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – FT%: 0.818 vs 0.812 (0.6% swing, 0.6% relative)
  Essendon (Morgs) vs Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – FG%: 0.496 vs 0.488 (0.8% swing, 0.8% relative)
  Keeper Culture (Jordan) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – FT%: 0.806 vs 0.784 (2.2% swing, 2.2% relative)
Biggest blowout: BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) (7) over Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) (2) – margin 5 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – REB – 54 swing (264 vs 210)
Less is more: No matchup winner used fewer active players than their opponent.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 5 INJ, 2 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Nikola Jokić (DEN) for Flint Tropics (Pete) – 121 PTS / 46 REB / 45 AST / 3 STL / 4 BLK / 9 3PM / 12 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #2 during week 7.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 7 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 7 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 7.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: PTS – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: REB – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Bring Melo Back! (Tristan)
New leader: AST – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin)
New leader: STL – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Damien's Dandy Team (Damien)
New leader: BLK – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)
New leader: TO – Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) overtook BT's Benchwarmers (Brian)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 7:42 am

Week 6

Week 6 summary
Closest matchup: Flint Tropics (Pete) (5) vs Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: BLK (25 vs 22, Δ 3).
Closest decisive category: Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – BLK – 3 swing (25 vs 22)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – PTS: 591 vs 589 (2 swing, 0.3% relative)
  BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – FT%: 0.757 vs 0.75 (0.7% swing, 0.7% relative)
  Essendon (Morgs) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – 3PTM: 98 vs 95 (3 swing, 3.1% relative)
Biggest blowout: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (7) over Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) (2) – margin 5 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – AST – 63 swing (194 vs 131)
Less is more: Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) used 41 games (down 1) while Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) burned 42, yet the matchup finished 6-3.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 6 INJ, 2 OUT, 2 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Sangsation (Koops) (5), Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Sangsation (Koops) – 12 (5 adds, 7 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Anthony Edwards (MIN) for Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – 145 PTS / 20 REB / 20 AST / 3 STL / 2 BLK / 19 3PM / 13 TO. 99.0% rostered.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 6 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 6 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 6.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FG% – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)
New leader: FT% – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)
New leader: 3PM – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: PTS – Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) overtook Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin)
New leader: REB – Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: AST – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Keeper Culture (Jordan)
New leader: STL – Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) overtook Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)
New leader: BLK – Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: TO – BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) overtook Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

31 Mar 2026, 7:36 am

Week 5

Week 5 summary
Closest matchup: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) (5) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) (3) – decided by 2 categories.
Closest decisive category: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – FG% – 0.9% swing (48.5% vs 47.6%)
Biggest blowout: Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) (8) over Operation Royal Flush (Alex) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – BLK – 10 swing (25 vs 15)
Less is more: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) used 41 games (down 5) while Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) burned 46, yet the matchup finished 5-3.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 7 INJ, 2 OUT, 1 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Essendon (Morgs) – 11 (5 adds, 6 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Nikola Jokić (DEN) for Flint Tropics (Pete) – 167 PTS / 65 REB / 49 AST / 4 STL / 4 BLK / 14 3PM / 19 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #1 during week 5.
Overachiever: Nickeil Alexander-Walker (Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan)) improved 118 spots – pre-season #121 → week 5 #3, 64.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 5 spots – pre-season #4 → week 5 #9, 99.0% rostered. (at 10% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #7 during week 5.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Sangsation (Koops) dropped Anthony Davis (WAS) on 23 MAR 2026 despite paying $60 in the auction.
Hot Vulture Pickup: Josh Minott (BKN) grabbed by Essendon (Morgs) after Michael Porter Jr. (ADP #71) went INJ (same position: SF).

Team Rankings (9 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 3.0
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 8.9
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

30 Mar 2026, 3:33 pm

Week 4

Week 4 summary
Closest matchup: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) (5) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: FT% (77.0% vs 70.6%, Δ 6.4%).
Closest decisive category: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) – FT% – 6.4% swing (77.0% vs 70.6%)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Keeper Culture (Jordan) – 3PTM: 79 vs 78 (1 swing, 1.3% relative)
  Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) vs Sangsation (Koops) – FT%: 0.833 vs 0.819 (1.4% swing, 1.4% relative)
  Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) – TO: 66 vs 67 (1 swing, 1.5% relative)
  Essendon (Morgs) vs Flint Tropics (Pete) – FT%: 0.851 vs 0.825 (2.6% swing, 2.6% relative)
Biggest blowout: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) (6) over Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) (3) – margin 3 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – TO – 22 swing (78 vs 100)
Less is more: Essendon (Morgs) used 42 games (down 3) while Flint Tropics (Pete) burned 45, yet the matchup finished 5-4.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 5 INJ, 1 OUT, 4 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Essendon (Morgs) – 10 (5 adds, 5 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: James Harden (CLE) for Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) – 136 PTS / 39 REB / 35 AST / 2 STL / 4 BLK / 18 3PM / 14 TO. 99.0% rostered, ranked #24 during week 4.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 4 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 4 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 4.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FT% – Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) overtook Operation Royal Flush (Alex)
New leader: 3PM – Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: PTS – Operation Royal Flush (Alex) overtook Bring Melo Back! (Tristan)
New leader: REB – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Bring Melo Back! (Tristan)
New leader: STL – Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: TO – BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

30 Mar 2026, 8:58 pm

Week 3

Week 3 summary
Closest matchup: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) (5) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) (4) – decided by 1 categories. Deciding stat: PTS (678 vs 648, Δ 30).
Closest decisive category: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) – PTS – 30 swing (678 vs 648)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) vs BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) – FG%: 0.5 vs 0.481 (1.9% swing, 1.9% relative)
  Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) vs Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – FT%: 0.808 vs 0.786 (2.2% swing, 2.2% relative)
  Sangsation (Koops) vs Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – PTS: 665 vs 628 (37 swing, 5.6% relative)
Biggest blowout: Flint Tropics (Pete) (8) over Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – BLK – 22 swing (38 vs 16)
Less is more: Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) used 46 games (down 2) while BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) burned 48, yet the matchup finished 5-4.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 6 INJ, 1 OUT, 4 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Essendon (Morgs) – 10 (5 adds, 5 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Nikola Jokić (DEN) for Flint Tropics (Pete) – 125 PTS / 45 REB / 53 AST / 8 STL / 3 BLK / 9 3PM / 13 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #2 during week 3.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 3 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 3 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 3.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FT% – Operation Royal Flush (Alex) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: 3PM – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)
New leader: PTS – Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) overtook Keeper Culture (Jordan)
New leader: REB – Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) overtook Keeper Culture (Jordan)
New leader: AST – Operation Royal Flush (Alex) overtook Keeper Culture (Jordan)
New leader: STL – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Flint Tropics (Pete)
New leader: TO – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook BT's Benchwarmers (Brian)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

30 Mar 2026, 8:52 pm

Week 2

Week 2 summary
Closest matchup: BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) (4) vs Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) (4) – tied categories: TO: 60 each.
Closest decisive category: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – FG% – 0.4% swing (45.8% vs 45.4%)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) vs Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) – FG%: 0.458 vs 0.454 (0.4% swing, 0.4% relative)
  Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – FG%: 0.476 vs 0.451 (2.5% swing, 2.5% relative)
  Sangsation (Koops) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – FT%: 0.831 vs 0.76 (7.1% swing, 7.1% relative)
Biggest blowout: Keeper Culture (Jordan) (8) over Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) (1) – margin 7 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Keeper Culture (Jordan) vs Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – REB – 100 swing (305 vs 205)
Less is more: No matchup winner used fewer active players than their opponent.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 7 INJ, 1 OUT, 4 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Essendon (Morgs) – 10 (5 adds, 5 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Tyrese Maxey (PHI) for Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) – 134 PTS / 21 REB / 39 AST / 5 STL / 3 BLK / 15 3PM / 11 TO. 97.0% rostered.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 2 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 2 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 2.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

Category Leader Changes
New leader: FT% – Essendon (Morgs) overtook Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)
New leader: PTS – Keeper Culture (Jordan) overtook Operation Royal Flush (Alex)
New leader: REB – Keeper Culture (Jordan) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: AST – Keeper Culture (Jordan) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: STL – Flint Tropics (Pete) overtook Sangsation (Koops)
New leader: BLK – Sangsation (Koops) overtook Essendon (Morgs)
New leader: TO – BT's Benchwarmers (Brian) overtook Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

30 Mar 2026, 8:46 pm

Week 1

Week 1 summary
Closest matchup: Keeper Culture (Jordan) (4) vs Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) (4) – tied categories: ST: 28 each.
Closest decisive category: Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – FT% – 2.3% swing (83.5% vs 81.2%)

Relative Swing Tiebreaker (same category margin):
→ Flint Tropics (Pete) vs Ant’s In Trae’s Pants (Jan) – FG%: 0.47 vs 0.462 (0.8% swing, 0.8% relative)
  Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) vs Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) – FG%: 0.497 vs 0.483 (1.4% swing, 1.4% relative)
  Damien's Dandy Team (Damien) vs Operation Royal Flush (Alex) – TO: 83 vs 85 (2 swing, 2.4% relative)
Biggest blowout: Essendon (Morgs) (7) over Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) (2) – margin 5 categories.
Biggest decisive blowout category: Essendon (Morgs) vs Bring Melo Back! (Tristan) – BLK – 25 swing (36 vs 11)
Less is more: No matchup winner used fewer active players than their opponent.
Hospital squad: Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason) with 5 INJ, 1 OUT, 4 GTD.
Most acquisitions: Essendon (Morgs) (5)
Busiest roster: Essendon (Morgs) – 10 (5 adds, 5 drops)

Player activity
Player of the week: Victor Wembanyama (SAS) for Essendon (Morgs) – 100 PTS / 40 REB / 7 AST / 5 STL / 18 BLK / 4 3PM / 2 TO. 100.0% rostered, ranked #8 during week 1.
Overachiever: Brook Lopez (Sangsation (Koops)) improved 121 spots – pre-season #126 → week 1 #4, 23.0% rostered.
Underachiever: Luka Dončić (Operation Nothing But Bet (Jason)) slid 9 spots – pre-season #4 → week 1 #13, 99.0% rostered. (at 25% threshold)
Sleeper: John Konchar (UTA) added by Essendon (Morgs) – only 5.0% rostered as of 2026-03-29 00:13 UTC. Ranked #12 during week 1.
Heat Check: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Hot Potato: No qualifying moves logged for this window.
Yeah, Nah: Kon You Touch My Knueppel (Martin) added Olivier-Maxence Prosper (MEM) and bailed 14.1h later (2026-03-29 10:23 UTC). Stats: 0 GP.
Dumping the sunk cost: Operation Royal Flush (Alex) dropped Ja Morant (MEM) on 25 MAR 2026 despite paying $25 in the auction.
Vulture Pickup: Daeqwon Plowden (SAC) grabbed by Flint Tropics (Pete) after Domantas Sabonis (ADP #18) went INJ (same position: PF).

Team Rankings (22 weeks)
Top performer: Essendon (Morgs) – avg rank 4.4
Struggling: Seila's Spectacular Team (Seila) – avg rank 9.1
_A lower average rank indicates more consistent top-half finishes throughout the season._

_Note: Underachiever uses tiered thresholds – elite (#1-9): 20+ spots, mid-tier (#10-19): 50+ spots, lower top-100 (#20-100): 80+ spots. If no one qualifies, thresholds reduce by 25% iteratively until someone does. Rankings compare Yahoo pre-season ADP against weekly "Actual Rank"._

30 Mar 2026, 8:41 pm

How the weekly awards are picked

Overachiever: Biggest jump from Yahoo pre-season ADP to the last-7-days Actual Rank.
Underachiever: Top-100 pre-season player who fell 50+ spots in the weekly rank (relaxes to 40/30/20 if nobody qualifies).
Sleeper: Lowest-owned free-agent or waiver add who finished the week inside the top 100.
Bandwagon stream: The pickup added by the most different teams that week.
Yeah, Nah: Shortest add-then-drop of the same player by the same team, within 24 hours.
Dumping the sunk cost: Most expensive drafted player dropped (auction cost $2+, then round, then pick).
Less is more: Winner who used fewer games than the loser with none left, biggest gap wins.
Hospital squad: Worst injury list: INJ/OUT/IL/SUSP score 2, GTD/NA score 1.
Most transactions: Most adds, drops and trades by one team during the Yahoo week.

Ranks come from Yahoo's API "Actual Rank", which can differ from the Yahoo Fantasy app.